there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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