there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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