I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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