My pussy is not your playground.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
Randomize
