make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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