Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
