spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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