Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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