I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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