I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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