you mean i was at the winter classic?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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