that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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