Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
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