why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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