Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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