is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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