she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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