i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
