I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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