can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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