She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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