About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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