Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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