Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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