the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
you are never too drunk for berry picking
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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