I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I party with great urgency now.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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