I love black thongs
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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