If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i dont even know how to be here
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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