Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
