Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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