put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Just high enough for therapy.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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