Jerry, you need to find god
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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