Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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