People with herpes should wear stickers.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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