Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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