Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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