there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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