her vagine was all disorganized.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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