weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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