I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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