doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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