people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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