She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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