Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
