I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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