I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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