I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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