if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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