no. you can't hotbox the world.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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