I molested 6 butterflies tonight
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
