Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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